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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Wisdom from a man with a Beer Head

Ambrosio Cabeza de Cheve


Ambrosio Cabeza de Cheve dice: "If you think too much and try to learn all of the answers about life and the world, you will eventually go crazy. My cousin used to play 20 Questions a lot, until one time she drank three six packs of root beer and a sack of sugar and died."


Es bueno saber que siempre podemos contar con este cabron.
por eso hay que juntarnos con el, y no nadamas por la enorme cabeza de cerveza que tiene

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

it's crazy

It’s crazy how time goes by. I was reading an old diary of mine, from when I was 18. It said I had gone to a bar, and that it was just “ok, not great” because everyone at the bar was “old, everyone was above 25”… shit.

What happens when you feel you’ve reached a limit; when you feel you’ve hit some kind of wall. What happens when you keep taking the same exam and every time you get the same grade or even lower. What happens when you look back and realize you’ve been making the same mistakes your entire life, sure they look different and involve different things and different people, but the feeling is the same. What are you supposed to do when you reach a point in your life when every time you go to a restaurant you always order the same thing.

What happens when you are rearranging your furniture and you find a picture of an old love, but even though you’ve been apart for years the love does not feel old when you look at it. When your favorite place was somewhere you had never been to and still you felt it was your favorite place, and then you get to visit that place years later and don’t even remember, and are never aware that you are in fact visiting your favorite place.

It’s crazy how you meet someone you haven’t seen in 10 years and they look exactly the same and talk and walk exactly the same, but still you don’t really know them anymore. What the fuck are you supposed to do when you open a letter you wrote a while back speaking about a really intense feeling –happy or sad- that truly made you feel as never before –but now you are just reading about it and you can’t get it back no matter what.

Our bodies are gonna give in to time, and will begin to fail us, and we will need help, and we will ask some questions, and no one will answer, and we will ask for help, and no one will think we really need it, and we will want explanations on new things and technologies, and no one will want to teach us, and we will remember our loves, and tell everyone about them, and they will not understand, and we will speak of our lives, and tell stories of our past, and no one will take them seriously.

nothingness

Thursday, November 10, 2005

The Ultimate Nightmare - Terapia gratis - para tí!

Crees que tienes problemas? O crees que las cosas están mal? Pues no cabrón! No estan mal! No realmente!!! Cuando te sientas así, has lo que yo hago; Piensa: todo podría ser peor. Qué tan pior? Pues podrías no tener manos, o podrías no tener pipí (en caso de que seas hombre), o podrías enterarte que tu novio(a) es homosexual, podrías vivir en un mundo sin nintendo, o podrías hacer realidad ese sueño de estar en bolainas enfrente de todo tu salón de secundaria, etc. las posibilidades son infinitas.

Pero, aún así, eso no es nada mi'jo, eso no es nada!!!! Piensa en lo que realmente podría hacer peor todo! En una situación que no podría ser superada por ninguna otra! Eso es lo que te va a alivanar en ese momento. Ese escenario REALMENTE malo, REALMENTE pinche, que jamás en tu vida quisieras enfrentar. Lo PIOR de lo PIOR. Cuando te sientas depre y que traes muchas broncas y pienses que todo está mal y que todo está perdido, imagínate esto:

TE HAN SECUESTRADO, Y TIENES UNA PISTOLA APUNTANDO DIRECTAMENTE A TU CABEZA. VOLTEAS HACIA ENFRENTE Y UN GUEY ABRE UNAS CORTINAS (TIPO LAS CATAFIXIAS DE CHABELO), Y TE DICE: "ORALE CABRON JIJO DE LA CHINGADA. ORALE PINCHE OJETE! ESCOGE UNA! TE VAS A ECHAR A UNA EN ESTE MOMENTO O EN ESTE INSTANTE TE MUERES."

VOLTEAS A VER LAS CATAFIXIAS Y EN CADA UNA HAY UNA CAMA, UNA CON ELBA ESTHER GORDILLO Y LA OTRA CON MISSY ELLIOT, ENCUERADAS LAS DOS ASQUEROSAS PERRAS ESPERÁNDOTE CON CARA GOLOSONA. "ESCOGE AHORA MISMO O TE MUERES CABRON"

ESO, ESO HERMANOS, ESO ES UNA SITUACION PINCHE.
NOOOOO, AHORITA NO TIENES NINGÚN PROBLEMA GUEY. AHORITA TODOS ESTAMOS A TODA MADRE, ASI QUE DISFRUTEN DE NO ESTAR EN ESA SITUACION Y SEAN FELICES.


 
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